A Compltely unneccasary story
Once upon time in the far south in north America, there was a man who loved pigs, he hugged he kissed them, and sometimes he also took them in to the house and looked at Hugh Grant movies all night long. This man with the name Paul Mccartney, was a farmer in the age 20 . He has long grey hair and a big nose, hes sexy legs was big and juice and hes arms was the same. Every girl farmer loved him and the boys adored him, and now I’m gonna tell about hes short life.
In the age of 17 he worked with hes father Sten Mccartney, a before this Swedish farmer how moved to the far south in north America in the age of 20, there he met my momma Axelina Mccartney, they got married and got Paul. When Paul was 18 he was hitted by a running pig, he nearly died but a miracle came and rescued him from evil death (where he probably wood have gone to hell because he had stepped on a pig when he was 5). When he were at the hospital he got this strange feeling that he wanted to have some hot choclate from one of the hot nurses, stupid as he was he said to one of the nurses - would you give me some more hot choclate? - of course sweetie, i'll give you anything. She said with a juicy voice. -Thank you Mrs Tina. This was a beginning of an era! The chocolate era!
Three years later he drank about 1000 litres a month. - you gotta stop this nonsense young boy. Hes father said!- but father you gotta understand i love this shit father! Paul said with a very light voice. - Damn you boy! And then, suddenly a pig rushed in and killed them all!
